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We all know that Dad with the corniest Dad Jokes.

And let's face it, some of them are actually funny... but let's not tell Dad that.

This month we bring to you our corny corner choices from Country Living's,

"60 Best Dad Jokes for any sense of Humor."

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."

"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

"I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know."

"What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."

This wasn't enough for you?  Head over to Country Living's page for all the rest of the punny jokes.

https://www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes/

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